Thursday, November 30, 2006

I Can't Stop Myself...

Here's Patrice, from Card Sharks:

Friday, November 10, 2006

Spay or Neuter Your Pets...

...or we'll deep fry them!

(Thanks to "Let's Make a Deal)

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Food Product

The spam spirits have communicated again, and this one is a masterpiece of prose/poetry:

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Fin Barre

Sept 25th - Feast Day of St. Fin Barre (550-620 CE)

From one account of his life:

"When his friend MacCorb died, Fin Barre desired to have Eolang of Aghabulloge as a soul-friend, or confessor, in his place, but Eolang declined, saying, "You have a true soul-friend and confessor even Christ, He will take your hand from mine and hear your confession." Which accordingly took place, and from that day forth it was reported that Fin Barre wore a glove on the hand which Christ had touched to hide its supernatural brightness."

Those saints had a certain flair with accessories...

Thursday, August 31, 2006

America's Neglected Professions






Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Dear America

Dear America,

Please don't throw out your old family slides.

Future generations need to know...

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Bite the Wax Tadpole

God Bless Chinglish!

Friday, July 21, 2006

Are you a good witch... or a bad witch?

This is quite possibly my favorite piece of conspiracy literature. Here's just a tidbit:

The history behind the Wizard of Oz programming is interesting. It suggests that the Wizard of Oz has had an important part in the occult world all along. One of the secrets of the Mystery Religions, especially the Egyptian Isis mystery religion was the ability to use drugs and torture to create multiple personalities. The word Oz is known to have been used by its author as an abbreviation for Osirus. Monarch victims have the “golden penis of Osirus” placed into them. The Grimm brothers, who were cabalistic jews, gathered the folk occult stories together. Their stories are full of spells, trances, and drugs. Sleeping Beauty is put to sleep, and the trigger to wake her is a kiss on the lips. These are serious hints that the occult world didn’t stop programming people with dissociative states and triggers when the ancient Egyptian empires fell. Instead of using modern lingo such as “hypnotize”, they would say “cast a spell.” Later in Freemasonry, the Right Worshipful Master would “charge” (meaning hypnotize) an initiate. The occultist Baum, a member of the Theosophical Society, was inspired by some spirit who gave him the “magic key” to write the Wizard of Oz book, which came out in 1900. The book’s story is full of satanic activity and satanic thinking. The story was chosen in the late 1940s to be the basis for the Illuminati/Intelligence community’s trauma-based total mind control programming. As a way of enhancing the effect of the programming, Monarch slaves are conditioned to place trigger items into their lives. When the movie was made, Judy Garland, who had lived a life touched by the occult world’s abuse, was chosen to act as Dorothy. Judy’s later husband, Mickey De Vinko was a satanist and the chief assistant to Roy Radin, a rich satanist who worked with the Illuminati, and who controlled the “Process church” covens which had as members mass murderers Berkowitz and Monarch slave Charlie Manson.

For more loveliness, see:

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


Much like performing children and Adam Sandler films, summer rarely inpires enthusiasm from your humble blogger. For those of you who cringe at crowded food festivals, humid patio dining, tubing down urine-infused rivers, and other ways to invite melanoma into your lives, here is a tribute to the frozen days of yore:

Monday, June 26, 2006

Hey kids -- Dad's got a great idea: Let's form a singing group, and tour the upper midwest!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Spam Poetry

Somewhere in Austin, Minnesota, the world's greatest Dada poet is working for Hormel. Now and then, he or she adds a a few verses to outgoing spam. Most of these treasures are hastily discarded by their recipients. I'm keeping some of my favorites to pass along to future generations. Here, my angels, are a few for you to savor:

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...and this somewhat less baroque treat:

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My Dear Athanasius...

I have fallen in love all over again.

The spirit of Athanasius Kircher, as embodied in the Society that shares his name, is lovely, talented, and wise.

Here are a few treasures from the Kircher Society's blog:

Dr Lintgen, who could identify pieces of classical music just by examining the grooves on records.

Flowers painted by Margaret Watts Hughes in the 1880s, using an "eidophone". This invention allowed Hughes to create images using only her voice.

Franz Reichelt in the suit that he hoped would enable him to fly. In 1911, he wore it in a leap from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Apparently, he left a rather substanial crater at its base.

Friday, June 09, 2006

I have a pouch.

I know how to use it.