Thursday, June 22, 2006
Somewhere in Austin, Minnesota, the world's greatest Dada poet is working for Hormel. Now and then, he or she adds a a few verses to outgoing spam. Most of these treasures are hastily discarded by their recipients. I'm keeping some of my favorites to pass along to future generations. Here, my angels, are a few for you to savor:
"dissuse, coffee shop, is sweeten muted of hickory imperialist
but contaminate in musical psychoanalyze auburn,
to greed, conspicuous was
but RIP veterinary as fool it regrettably turnpike and as brotherly appall,. an scorch,
agony was simper grits a an
wrestle and toehold, a tickle as blue blood
cogency cable TV that mice incinerator oriental inexplicably a the
preservative stymie the of as mass media to CEO?!
defensive. annually of dramatist twin of open trio blab preference
brown, restaurant the coin, legal pad slut a fiat,
forswore rascal... uncomfortable, financial rescind understaffed? mutilation, in was cataclysm a as cloudless beautifully the woolens, vise withheld
alienation skillfully guidance bleak a mattress: parliamentary was
erroneously,: a adoration with mantel expel modernity nerve an... pod, veer:"
...and this somewhat less baroque treat:
"mamma you apostate me,
bleak deltoid expose inquisitive .
contemplate you millet me, fictive .
iliad you pulsar me,
koppers reel docket"